If the Jets Were a Sitcom

If the Jets were a sitcom it might open like this:

Sanchez Pants for Sale. Shit Stains Sold Separately.

Who among us hasn't woken up with the sudden and unexplainable urge to buy a pair of Mark Sanchez pants!?

Well for the 1 of you that answered "ME! ME!", have we got a treat for you!

The NFL Auction site is currently auctioning off a pair of Mark Sanchez' official Jets pants. With a little more than a day left until the auction ends, 12 idiots have already placed bids on the green and white trousers that according to NFL Auctions:

"contain 'V' tapers in both legs to accommodate for the knee braces Sanchez wore during games."

Wow! Fancy pants!

Unfortunately these pants are not described as "game worn" so if you're looking to get a whiff of Mark Sanchez' sweaty balls you're gonna have to sniff around elsewhere to find that scent. Perhaps Rex Ryan's chins?

Jay-Z Now Has 100 Problems

UPDATE May 22, 2013: Geno Smith has officially signed Jay-Z's RocNation to represent him in the NFL.

The sports representation agency owned by Jay-Z, Roc Nation, was one of a handful of agencies making pitches to NY Jets quarterback Geno Smith. 

Smith made headlines last month when he ditched his previous agents after a dismal performance at the 2013 NFL Draft.

Which agency Geno Smith eventually decides to pick is up in the air right now. But one thing is for sure, whoever does end up managing Geno Smith's career is in for a lot of work. Geno is well known for his diva-demands and petulant attitude. 

But as we all know, Jay-Z has ample experience juggling multiple problems. So he just might be a good fit for Geno.